Chilly round the Willy

‘Aint it flippin’ cold ? – I don’t know what it’s like where you are, but here in North Devon, no snow, but boy is it cold. We looked out the front of the house and there was a brass monkey with a welding iron in his hand !

Chris thinks is brilliant though because the ground is frozen, Rhea and me don’t get mud all over the cream carpet …. Well, what’s happened this week …. Rhea got her last jab at the vets and can now go outside and has been for walks around town to ‘socialise’ her – beats me, after Chris was talking about ‘socialising, I thought it was going to the pub and getting as bladdered as you can !! – I’ve been out for walks in the fields and have now got a ‘nose’ for pheasants. Because we have got the hawks down the garden, Chris has quite often got bits of dead things in the garage, and I must admit, I like a bit of a sniff …… when we go out, I keep getting a whiff of the same smell and take off in that direction, but as yet, not caught one. We have been down the woods and places like that but Chris was worried my fur coat was not enough, so he made me wear a hat to keep my head warm ……… If I look half as much a plonker as him wearing it – I ‘aint doing it.

I ask you – can you just imagine what Victor looks like !!!

It’s been around minus 7 here at times and things are frozen solid – in fact I had a pee and Chris had to snap it off ……. They call it training and boy does it get on my wick – I have to wait at the gate until they say I can go, and the same when I get out of the car ….. and when we get to the kerb etc. Anyway, we were crossing the main road and I had to sit on the pavement – can you imagine that…. minus 7 and I have sit bare assed on the pavement – If I don’t end up with piles, I will eat Chris’s hat …. anyway, I had to sit and wait until it was clear and then eventually there was a gap in the traffic and he said “Okay, cross” – I didn’t move – just a bit louder “Okay – cross” - - I didn’t move - - - “OKAY CROSS” – what he didn’t realise was, I couldn’t cross, I had sat there that long, me googlies had frozen to the pavement !!!

Have not had a play with my Sister lately because, as you know, I am huge compared with her, so we are kept apart - - I have got my doubts about all this ….. They keep calling her my Sister – she the wrong colour has nobody noticed – I am as white as driven snow (timely joke eh?) and she is BROWN – I recon they must have adopted her from The Punjab or she has got a pass to the local tanning salon – Mind you, they did say we got her from up by Birmingham !!

  

Spooky eyes or what ?????

We have been out in the back garden and like I say, everything is frozen ….. so ’SISTER’ has not seen ice before – well except in Chris’s Bacardi & Coke …….. Get that lump in your glass if you can .. expect he could, he’d just get a bigger glass

Hey – Be good to each other – Take Care C xxxx