Gardening

Well today then - Mum says I am lovely - when I am asleep - - can't understand that! mind you, she is a bit of a soft touch, I played up and went on hunger strike ..... GOOD MOVE and a good result, got a bit of cheese grated up on my dinner. Think I have sussed it ....... If I ask to go out for a pee or come back when I am called ...... I get nice tit bits as well.

The old man is exhausted after barricading half the garden with a huge fence to stop me escaping when I am older - it's like a cross between Colditz and The Great Wall of China .......



I was trying to help out with the gardening ....... I was doing a bit of potting up and I had a quick look in there to make sure everything was Tickety Boo ....... when I got my head stuck in the flippin' thing ....... no need to ring 999 and get the Fire Brigade out 'cause I managed to get it off the old head myself.



Anyway, back to the gardening, while I was having a go at digging the plants and the old veggie plot .... something happened - the penny dropped and I realised something, I am a Golden Retriever and did my very best to get as dirty as I could because that's The Law although the picture doen't do me justice - I ended up as dirty as Alan Titchmarsh's Wellies - Great fun but guess what happened then? - Back in the flamin' sink because I ended up so filthy - I can assure you, Luxury Health Spa it 'aint!!