This weekend ........

Well, not too much happened this weekend really - On Friday, the builders came again and did some digging for the conservatory. You wanna see the garden, mud everywhere and I have to go out and do plenty of sniffing and rolling in it, and of course, go to the loo ...... when I come back in the house, I am about two inches taller with all the mud on my feet - so, them two have took to putting water in the sink and washing my feet everytime!!! - I will put a picture of the mess in the garden I get to play in!




Saturday, we went to Asda becuse Chris & Maureen's neighbours came around in the evening for a drink and to see me. Chris carried me and by the time we did a tour of the car park so could get used to the noise of the trolly, cars starting up and things - he was bright red in the face - not too sure what a great fat lump is, but I am one apparently!! ..... One thing I didn't like was some kid screaming at the top of her voice - boy she had a good pair of lungs on her - Chris said she needed a good kick in the butt, at least she would have had something to yell about.
The neighbours came around and by the time they went home, I thought my ears were going to drop off and they stroked them so much, also, Bob and Chris were talking funny and all sort of slurred - Sunday morning 'the old man' doesn't look too good and kept asking for paracetamol - Mom said "serves yourslef right - got no sympathy" ........

Anyway, I thought I would cheer him and had a good idea .... when I wanted to go to the loo, I stood at the back door and whined - when I went out, I did a poo and the fuss they kicked up, you would have thought Michael Jackson had been resurrected!! - I did that THREE times today and they were sooooo soooo chuffed .... so, the last time, I came back in a peed in the hall .... talk about laugh, that showed em!