As you can see, a gorgeous, picture postcard location, lovely - EXCEPT - we couldn't get anywhere near the water for screaming kids floating up and down the river on blow up crocodiles and loads of people from up country ...... some from Birmingham - whining ooooooH Blimey 'aint it luuvley eeer ...... Londoners - Gawd Bless Ya governor - feed the birds twopence a bag .... Glasgow, headbutting everybody and kids from Manchester being pushed through gaps in car windows by their Dads so they could nick the CD players ... there were even a couple of locals from North Devon who were blowing kisses at the sheep saying "your a good looking girl" !!
We had a democratic vote and decided to go for a walk on the moor - I hadn't got out of the car park and I had to, well you know, GO - so, being caring and responsible owners, they picked it up in a Morrison's plastic bag, and to save carrying it, put it behind the car. We went for our walk, and do you remember me telling you how much I like to eat grass and dirt .... Exmoor ... MUCH MUCH better - POO everywhere and despite them telling me it was disgusting, it tasted alright to me !! - When they weren't looking ... in I went ... there was Horse poo, Sheep poo, Rabbit poo, Exmoor Pony poo, Cow poo - What a place.
It was like a veritable smorgasbord for dirt connoisseurs. Well after I couldn't eat anymore, I was dragged back to car and off we went on our way home - we got about a mile up the road and Victor remembered the bag he had put behind the car, so being the responsible owner he is, we went back to pick it up - trouble is, where he had put it behind the car, it was right behind the back wheel and he had reversed over it - Well you can imagine how happy he was trying to pick that lot up - Once he had completed his mission, there was nowhere to put it, no bins or anything, so he had to put it in the boot of the car ..... what with that, and my smelly breath ..... no wonder we did 80 mph all the way home - Take Care - Cody
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