I must admit, I have been a bit of a handful lately, although I look like butter would not melt in my mouth, I have been showing them who's boss - like I was out in the garden, minding my own business eating lumps of foam the builders had left, digging holes in the grass, showing just how determined I was at digging up the flower bed and Maureen & Chris could nothing about it because every time they came within striking distance, I ran around and around the table so they couldn't get anywhere near ....... when I was ready and not before, I let them take me inside. I had heard a van come and the door bell ring and what is in the kitchen - A JAIL !!!
I am just waiting for my cell to have Sky TV fitted and a snooker table like all the other prisoners get. When your 'inside', doing your 'Bird' - if your an hardened crim like me, your only supposed to get Bread and Water ..... I didn't even get the Bread!!
I cant believe it - have I mugged some old lady, have I robbed a bank, have I fouled the pavement without getting one of them two to clean it up - NO none of them - just help cleaning up the garden. Anyway, I howled for a little bit, and they gave in. I got early parole for resonably good behaviour, so I was let out after my sentence of about a minute and a half. Having said that, it is quite comfy and I am getting to like it and now go in on my own.
I thought I had better behave a bit better, so let them fuss me without biting and all that ..... In the end, I knew they'd give in and when I took my lead to 'em, we went for a walk down the coastal path - we only have to walk down the road, past the Coach & Horses Pub here in Horns Cross, and we are there. Maureen says Chris has got Alcoholic Constipation ....... He can't pass a pub !!!!!
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