Late night last night.

Well after I wrote my bit last night, I thought to myself, well if Ma & Pa can have a good time and a late night, so can I …. so ….. I ran around like a thing possessed and managed to keep it up until about 01:00 in the morning – just didn’t feel tired and if I was up, so should everybody - Ha! Ha!

Thought I’d have a lay in this morning though, heavy night last night. Did it so I could be full of it all day and get into everything I can …….. I can’t believe them two – honest, they really do take the biscuit … I am doing my hardest to try and save ‘em a bit of money so instead of dog food, I have been eating all the leaves, well, everything around the garden really, just trying to save a bit– next thing you know, two fingers rammed down your throat and they are trying to pull my tonsils out - how ungrateful is that? - They have told me this thing they are building isn’t really a conservatory, it is going to be a prison, and if I don’t behave, I can have the choice of either of the cells!

It has rained like mad again today so plenty of mud to paddle in. They have got a new routine now …. they have got a sink in the garage, so when I go out, which must be about 10 or 12 times a day, I am having a good old sniff around and eating leaves, they whip me off my feet and in the sink to have ‘the old plates of meat’ washed – the times I have been in there today, I think I’m getting trench foot!!!

This is what I think of them .........